Former Resident of the Sucker State
Until today, I had no idea that I had spent all but the past three years of my life living in "the Sucker State," otherwise known as Illinois. That “fact” comes from a book I have that lists state and city nicknames. Now I may happen to agree that "the Sucker State" is a pretty good nickname for Illinois now that I live in the far superior state of Oregon, but--it must be said--no one to my knowledge has ever called Illinois the Sucker State (I will from now on, though). This book also says that I now live in "the Webfoot State." Huh? Everyone knows that Oregon is the Beaver State.
What is going on here? If this book had been published in 1907 or something, I’d just figure that these were names that had fallen out of current usage, but the book was published in 1995. It digs itself in deeper by claiming that “what the reader will find within these pages is as close to the correct usage of ... American idiom as we could presently determine.” Here’s what the editors “determined” were the “correct” nicknames of a few American cities. I’ve not heard any of these used in my lifetime:
What is going on here? If this book had been published in 1907 or something, I’d just figure that these were names that had fallen out of current usage, but the book was published in 1995. It digs itself in deeper by claiming that “what the reader will find within these pages is as close to the correct usage of ... American idiom as we could presently determine.” Here’s what the editors “determined” were the “correct” nicknames of a few American cities. I’ve not heard any of these used in my lifetime:
- Smear City = New York City
- Yap Town = Cleveland
- The Big Pretzel = Philadelphia
- Swabby Town = San Diego
- Chili Switch = San Antonio, Texas
- Craw Town = New Orleans
- Guitar City = Kalamazoo, Michigan
- Shaky City = Los Angeles
- Old Port = Portland, Oregon (no mention of Rose City, Stumptown, Bridgetown, City of Roses, River City, PDX, or Puddletown)
3 Comments:
Or maybe their "sources" were the bad guys in Dashiell Hammett novels!
Sheesh...New Orleans is the Crescent City, people...
I know! Crescent City is such a cool nickname. (I like it because it reminds me of crescent rolls.) There's a real town called Crescent City in northern California.
Brandie,
That is hilarious! It just goes to show that those editors are truly clueless.
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